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SMILE, IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY
BEER MUGS - 15% OFF in Septermber
OVER THE HILL TOMBSTONES
GET WELL SOON
FIRE - 15% off in September
PLAY HOUSE “GIRL MOUSE”
OVER THE HILL TRAFFIC
OVER THE HILL GRIM REAPER
Over THE HILL LAWN LETTERS
BREAST CANCER SURVIVOR
WELCOME HOME A SOLDIER - ALWAYS 15% OFF
BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT-3 days- $15 a day each additional day over 3
FLAMINGO FLOCKING - Additional $10 charge
PANDA BEARS - Retired - For sale
GIANT CHICKEN**SEMI RETIRED…TAKE $20 off – Must provide exterior power source
*GRADUATION HALF DAY. (Set up 8-10am – taken down 8-10pm same day)
*GRADUATION FULL DAY (Set up 8-10am or pm – taken down 8-10am or pm next day) Add $20
BACK TO SCHOOL / TEACHER APPRECIATION
FEEL FREE TO COME UP WITH YOUR OWN FUN PHRASE, HERE ARE SOME OF OUR FAVORITES:
Holy cow (name)is (age)now! Happy Birthday!
(name), don’t have a cow, you’re only (age)now! Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday (name). Hope your day is udderly fabulous!
(name) an udder year older, Happy Birthday!
(name), it’s your birthday. Milk it for all it’s worth!
Your (age)(name), party till the cows come home!
(name), you don’t look calf your age!
Milk it for all it’s worth! Happy retirement (name)!
Have an udderly fantastic retirement, (name)!
Moos flash it’s (name)’s (age) birthday!
Have you “herd” the “moos”? it’s (name)’s (age) birthday
Happy Birthday (name), you old buzzard!
Happy Birthday (name), from all the old birds!
Buzz, Buzz go away, (name)only (age)today!
The old buzzard is (age)! Happy Birthday (name)!
We know you’re buzzing to get outta here, (name). Happy Retirement!
We buzzed in to wish (name)a Happy Birthday/Retirement!
Puppy love (add hearts)
Turning (age) is RUFF
(Name) your my shining star Happy Birthday!
(name) you’re a superstar at (age) Happy Birthday!
I’m seeing stars! (name) is (age)
Congrats! You deserve a gold star!
We can” heartly” believe it’s (name’s) birthday!
Happy (age) birthday (name) love (name)!
(Name’s) still a heart-throb at (age) Happy Birthday!
(Name’s) still young at heart! Happy (age) Birthday!
Our hearts go out to (name) she/he’s (age) today! Happy Birthday!
(Name) is a real sweet heart at (age)! Happy Birthday!
My heart beats only for you! Happy (age) Birthday!
My heart beats only for you! Will you Marry me!!!
You’re the heart of our home. Happy (mother’s or father’s) day
You will always be my sweetheart. Happy anniversary!!!
Our hearts go out to (name) she/he’s graduated today!
You make my heart go pitter patter.
Smile (name) It’s your birthday!
(name), we wanted to start your birthday off with a smile
Thanks for the (age) years of smiles! Happy Birthday
We’re grinning ear-to-ear cause it’s (name’s) birthday is here!
We wanted to start your birthday off with a smile.
Have a ball on your birthday (name)!
Score A Touchdown – It’s (Name’s (Age) Birthday!
Kick Off For (Name’s) (Age) Birthday!
(Name) There’s No PENALTY For Turning (Age)!
Flag On The Play – It’s (Name’s) (Age) Birthday!
It’s Goal To Goal and (Name’s) (Age) Birthday!
It’s a slam dunk for (Name’s) Birthday!
Score a home run for (Name’s) Birthday!
Wagging our tails because (Name) is home!
It’s puppy love (put with hearts)
Wishing (Name) a dog on great birthday
I’m in the dog house again
OVER THE HILL PHRASES
Hi ho hi ho over the hill (name) goes!
Happy (age)! Look who’s over the hill! Happy (age) Birthday!
Be glad you’re over the hill, not under it!
You’re not old… you’re vintage! Happy Birthday!
Aging like fine wine, complex & a little fruity! Happy B-Day!
I’m over the hill but the climb was terrific!
Looking good, Feeling flirty, honk for (name) she’s thirty!
Tomb it may concern (name) is (age) today – Tomb stones
Don’t worry, I’m only here for the beer – with grim reaper
FLAMINGOS / GIANT CHICKEN
(name)(age)???Get the flock outta here!
You’ll honk and we’ll flap for (name)(age)Birthday!
(name)a little birdie told us you’re (age)!
(name)still flying high at (age)! Happy Birthday!
The flock’s in shock! Happy Birthday!
We’re on the scene because (name)(age)!
We just flew in to wish “NAME” a Happy Birthday!
NAME” Happy Birthday, You old bird!
Years have come and gone….look what has landed on your lawn!
Old bird, young heart.
Happy flockin (age) birthday, (name)!
We’re tickled pink to hear you are (age) today! Happy Birthday!
Flocks of love on your (age) Birthday (name)!
Feather you like it or not, it’s your (age) bird-day, (name)
Honk! for (Name) He’s 50 Today!
All Signs Point To (Name) Turning (Age) – Happy Birthday!
Read The Signs (Name) Happy (Age) Birthday!
Caution! It’s (Name’s) Birthday! (Age) And Dangerous!
(Name) Life Is Full Of Detours – Enjoy The Journey – Happy (Age) Birthday!
(Name) is 50 and still stopping traffic!
(Name’s) Youth screeched 2 a stop!
Caution (Name’s) geriatric years ahead!
(Name’s) Youth sped right past him!
Yield 2 temptation — It’s Your Birthday!
Let the good times roll! (Name) is 40!
(Age) and (Name) is still driving us crazy
Sweet treats and lost of fun, (Name) is turning One!
Have your cake and eat it too
Turning (age) is a piece of cake
(name) takes the cake
After all these years, I’m still sweet on you
(name), you’re my cherry on top
So Many candles, so little cake
Cheers and beers for (age) years!
Raise your glasses for (name) he’s (age) today
Look out! (name) is 21 today!
Celebrating (years) of hard work. Happy retirement (name)!
Good by Tension, hello pension…CHEERS!
Cheers for 25 years! Happy Retirement. (Can also use wine)
Hip Hop, (name) has hit (age) and just won’t stop
Have a “Toadally” awesome birthday!
We’re Hoppin’ you have a special birthday!
Hop to it and wish (name) a Happy Birthday!
We’re feeling froggie for (name) birthday!
Welcome to our new pad
Going bananas for (name’s) Birthday
Monkey’in around for (Name’s) Graduation
Celebrating (Name’s) retirement with a little monkey business
BEE careful, turning 30 is dangerous
We buzzed in to wish (Name) a Happy Birthday
I can hardly BEE-lieve it…(Name) is 50 today
We flew in just BEE-cause, have a great day!
Turning 60 stings
BEE-ware…(name) is 20 today.
Happy birthday (name), you’re one cool dude
Chill out! (Name) has entered the ice age.
Come CHILL with us for (Names) Birthday
It’s cool to be (age). Happy Birthday (name)!
Waddle on in and wish (name) and Happy Birthday
Happy BLOOMIN Birthday/Retirement/Anniversary
(name), I’ll always pick you to be my (sweetheart, BFF, Partner, etc)
Sending (Name) some sunshine just “BEE”cause -with bumble bees.
(Name) is o”fish”ally (age) years old
Of all the fish in the sea, (name) still picked me. (with hearts and fish)
Life’s a beach when you’re (age) years old (with palm tree)
Make a Splash for (name)! He/She is (age) today!
Something’s fishy….(Name) is Fifty
(Name) has gone fishing. Happy Retirement
Wishing you a WHALE of a Birthday
Have a great day just for the HALIBUT
You’re best Dad ever! And that’s no FISH story
60!?!? You’re still in TUNA with the times!
Without you, life would be CRAPPIE
After your retirement, we will all FLOUNDER
Holy MACKEREL, you’re (age) already??!!
No TROUT about it…you totally kick BASS!
It stinks getting old, Happy birthday (name)
Happy birthday (name), you old stinker
This little stinker is having a birthday today!
Stink, stank, stunk….I’ve been punked
Everything smells sweeter when it’s your birthday (with flowers)
We love you so stinkin’ much!
Happy Birthday from you little Stinkers
HONK! If you think turning (age) stinks!
(name) is scrambled because she/he’s (age) today
How EGGciting! (name) is retiring today!
EGGcellent job on your promotion/graduation (name)
EGGcited to announce the birth of our first grandchild
Thanks for cracking me up
Wishing (name) and EGGstra special birthday
(Name) is no spring chicken
“IRISH” you a happy birthday
Have a SHAMROCKIN’ Birthday
WE ARE N.D.! – with footballs
Wishing you luck on your(promotion/retirement/graduation/recovery)
Good luck on the big mooooove (With shamrocks and cows)
Hope your birthday is out of the world
Blast off for (names) (age) birthday
I love you all the way to outer space (with hearts)
PIGS ON MOTORCYCLES
Going Hog wild for (Names) birthday
Hogs and Kisses for the Mr. and Mrs (with hearts)
Someone squealed, it’s (Names) birthday
Ham it up for your birthday (name)!
Hope your Birthday is high on the hog
Have a PORKIFLY Happy Birthday
The Queen has turned Sixteen
Happy Birthday Princess (name)
The royal highness turns (age) today
(Name) has been crowned (age)
Choo Choo, look who’s 2
Retirement – Good luck as you move on
All aboard the birthday express
Still chuggin’ along after (age) years
(age) and still on track….Full steam ahead!
A little birdie told us you were four-tee today
Hope your Birthday is above Par
Turning 60 is just another way of saying It’s TEE time
You’re retiring….enjoy the 19th Hole!
My the course be with you on your (age) Birthday.
Have a TEE-riffic Birthday
Par-Tee all day long for (names) Birthday
Don’t WINE, your only (age) today
The only thing (name) needs on her 50th Birthday is a corkscrew
Poor another glass, you don’t work tomorrow! Happy Retirement!
Life is a Cabernet
Red or white, we hope your Birthday is dynamite!
Buying a round for (names) 21st Birthday – mix with beer mugs
Aged to perfection
Caution: (Name’s) Birthday Zone
Constructing a Happy Birthday for (Name)
Goofing around for your (age) Birthday
Eenie, “Mini” Minie Mo, it’s off to (name’s) birthday we go
Going BUGGY for (name’s) Birthday
Our little LADY is (age) today
Yes I’m 50…Don’t BUT me!
Someone call the fire department! (Name) has (number) candles on his/her cake!
We’re on fire for your birthday/anniversary/retirement
You say you’re only 30 today? Liar, liar, pants on FIRE!
You light my world on fire!
Call 9-1-1, we’re here if the birthday FUN!
Everyone freeze! Someone has stolen (name’s) youth!
Have You Herd The Moos? (Name’s) Graduated! – cows
Holy Cow, (Name’s) Graduated! – cows
It’s Udderly Fantastic! (Name’s) Graduated! – cows
Moooooooving On To College – cows
We’re Utterly Thrilled That She/He’s Graduating – cows
We’re grinning ear-to-ear cause (name) graduated! – Smiles
Smile (name) graduated high school! – Smile
Our hearts go out to (name) she/he’s finally graduated! – hearts
We can “heartily” believe it! (name’s) graduated! – hearts
Congratulations (name) Class of 2014! – lawn letters
(name) Today you are a real star! Congrats Grad! – stars
Thank your lucky stars, you graduated! – stars
(Name’s) getting’ the flock outta here! Congrats Grad! – flamingos
Flocks of love on your graduation (name) – flamingos
The flocks in shock! (Name) graduated! – flamingos
(name) Graduated! Act like a pig & hog the spotlight! – pigs
We’ve gone Hog Wild to wish you a Happy Graduation! – pigs
It’s Cool To Be Done with School! – Penguins
(Name) Have a really cool Graduation! – Penguins
The champagne’s on ice! Happy Graduation (name)! – Wine glasses
If you mustache… it’s (Name’s) Graduation Day! – Mustaches
Someone Toad Us (Name) is Graduating! – Frogs
We’re “Hoppin” To Wish (Name) a Happy Graduation! – Frogs
Just Jumped In To Wish You A Happy Graduation! – Frogs
Going bananas for (Name’s) graduation! – Monkeys and bananas
(Name) takes the cake – pink cupcakes
Congrats (Name), you’re out of this world – Aliens
(Name) is one smart chick – eggs
(Name), it’s a slam dunk for your graduation – with basketballs (or home run with baseballs)
I’ll always pick you to be my Valentine! (flowers)
You will always be my sweetheart (hearts)
You Moo’ve me! Happy valentines Day (Cows)
To my Valentine, you take the cake! (cupcakes)
You’re Toad’ally Awesome Valentine! (frogs)
I can’t BEElieve it, after (number) years, she’s still my Valentine! (bumble bees)
Be my Valentine princess! (princess crowns and hearts)
BEE my Valentine (Bees)
I Mustache you to be my Valentine (Mustaches)
Smiling from ear to ear because my Valentine lives here (Smiley faces)
Sending Flocks of love (Flamingos)
I love you so stinkin’ much! (Skunks)
I love you to the moon and back (Space aliens)
Our love is 4-Heifer (cows)
You’re a great catch Valentine (fish)
I Choo Choo Choose you! (Train)
Three cheers for Dad! – Beer Mugs
Dad, you’re above par – Golf balls
Happy Fathers Day – Lawn letters with hearts
We love Dad – Lawn letters
Hoppy Fathers Day – Frogs
Dad, you catch um’ and we’ll clean um – Fish
Happy Fathers Day from your little stinkers – Skunks
Have a ball on fathers Day – sports balls
Enjoy your day Dad, Milk it for all it’s worth – Cows
We Love mom – Lawn letters and hearts
Happy Mothers day – Lawn letters and hearts
“Hoppy” Mothers day – Frogs
The queen of our herd – Princess crowns and cows
The star of our show – stars
Going bananas for mom! – Monkeys and bananas
Mom is our ray of sunshine! – 4 foot sunshine card and smiling flowers
Mom takes the cake – pink cupcakes
Happy Mothers Day to the queen of our flock – Princess Crowns and Flamingos
Smiling ear to ear because Mothers Day is here – SMILES
Will love CHILLIN’ with mom – Penguins
Mom, you’re TOADALY awesome! – frogs
I’m buggy for you Valentine (bees)
My heart never smiled until I met you (Smiles)
Sweets for my sweetie (Cupcakes)